If you thought MI5 were a professional organisation, think again. In 2021, a minimum of 462 emergency vehicles, including firearms vehicles, were sent to harass me whenever I left my home, mostly during my journeys to and from work. Of these 462, at least 20 were dangerous enough to cause me to have an accident. I sometimes think that for this rogue MI5 unit orchestrating this torment, it would be mightily convenient if I had an accident. Perhaps I'm wrong. Only they can tell you why they do this. Welcome to their version of 'covert surveillance' – so covert, they're happy to show everyone their methods. And some of those methods, as I have experienced, are deadly.