Tired of the endless pursuit of "instant happiness" and the empty promises of self-help clichés? This book offers a refreshingly candid and cynical guide to genuine well-being. "How to become happy?" debunks the myth of perpetual positivity, encouraging you to embrace your inner cynic, confront uncomfortable truths, and cultivate resilience through brutal self-honesty and dark humor. Discover how to declutter your life, build meaningful connections in a skeptical age, accept life's inherent randomness, and redefine happiness on your own authentic terms. It's time to stop chasing fleeting highs and start living a life worth smirking about, imperfections and all.