This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.

One minute you're in control. The next, you're negotiating with someone who can't pronounce "banana" but has very strong feelings about which shoes they won't be wearing today. Welcome to toddlerhood—where logic takes a backseat, emotions run high, and someone under three feet tall is definitely running the show.

In The Toddler Is in Charge Now, Dee Hogan serves up a hilarious and heartwarming look at the wild ride that is parenting a toddler. With her trademark blend of empathy, honesty, and laugh-out-loud storytelling, she offers both comic relief and comforting wisdom for parents caught in the storm of snack strikes, nap refusals, and public meltdowns.

This isn't a manual for controlling your toddler—it's a guide to surviving (and sometimes even enjoying) the unpredictable magic of these early years. Spoiler: you will find yogurt in strange places. But you'll also find moments of joy, wonder, and connection you'll never forget.