Translated poorly from the original Glarnokian by a malfunctioning and non-cooperative AI.

When Korlax—known to Earthlings as "K-Lax"—crash-lands behind a Walmart in rural North America, his peaceful mission to observe humanity spirals into a full-blown cultural catastrophe. Armed with a glitchy cloaking device, a questionable grasp of Earth customs, and a confidence level that far exceeds his competence, K-Lax begins documenting his experiences in what he believes is a "scientific field journal." Spoiler: it's not.

Told entirely through his increasingly unhinged diary entries, this first volume of the Earthlog chronicles K-Lax's attempts to decode the mysteries of human life—like why people yell at glowing rectangles, how mating rituals involve swiping left, and what exactly a "drive-thru" is (and whether it's a threat).