She's a half-android teenage genius faking stupidity to avoid being turned into a science experiment.
Unfortunately, she just enrolled at a school where buildings walk, teachers speak in haiku, and her new roommates might start a toaster cult.

Meet Nova, an absurdly smart outcast who hides her true abilities behind deadpan sarcasm and a reputation for chaos. But when secret missions, rival cliques, cosmic threats, and an AI-laced past start catching up to her, staying hidden becomes... complicated.

Project: Starlight Idiots is a laugh-out-loud sci-fi/fantasy comedy full of rogue toasters, glittery rivals, glitchy portals, and the kind of friendships you never see coming.

If you like Rick & Morty, Discworld, Percy Jackson, or Umbrella Academy–with extra dry humor and interdimensional nonsense—this is your next favorite read.