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The Cat's Got Your Head

Written and Narrated by Professor Shadow

A remastered horror parable from the Shadow Archives

"The cat does not eat out of hunger. It eats out of principle." — Professor Shadow

When Jeremy pays a visit to his estranged Aunt Agatha in the heart of London, he finds an aging woman who has never worked a day in her life, yet somehow lives in a million-pound home... with a smug black cat named Saylem always perched close by. Jeremy wants money. Agatha wants him gone. But when she turns him away and mocks his entitlement, a dark impulse is triggered — one that sets in motion a terrifying chain of events.

After her sudden death, Jeremy inherits it all — the home, the secrets, and the cat. But Saylem is no ordinary feline... and the garden outside hides a mound of earth that hungers not for food, but for sacrifices.

As Jeremy spirals into greed, madness, and desperation, he discovers too late that Saylem doesn't serve the entitled. Saylem serves something far older — a moral force woven into the soil itself. And every reward comes with a price.

This newly expanded version of a forgotten classic tale explores horror through a different lens — where every scream is earned, and every shadow has meaning.

🕯️ From the acclaimed voice of Professor Shadow, this chilling, philosophical fable blends gothic horror with dark satire — perfect for fans of old Hammer films, Amicus anthologies, and stories where the cost of greed is more than flesh.