In the future, I need to be careful about what I ask for...

I thought I wanted my old guardian back, but now that I have him, I'm thinking about using Orlin's white feather and crying uncle. Or rather, grandfather. At least the memory-challenged version of Rasmus that Orlin gave me hadn't questioned every bloody thing I said and did. Yesterday I warned the no-longer-memory-challenged Rasmus that his elitist guardian attitude needed adjusting and that no man was that great in bed.

How am I supposed to get any work done with all this chaos and change going on? A snake shifter from my past is out to get me. Fiona is staying in Ireland to study with the Shadow Breakers. And all Conn does these days is laugh at me.

Mulan understands my pain but she has her own problems. Her family is coming for a visit. At least we have room for them in the outdated monstrosity we bought for more money than my brain can handle knowing I spent.

The only good thing is that I like the ancient demon couple we hired to take care of us. They seem really nice. What isn't nice, though, is that I signed up to babysit the memory-wiped female guardian who recently tried to kill me. What was I thinking? Oh, right. I wasn't.

But the worst thing is that my traitorous boss, Colonel Benjamin Benson, hired my ex-husband. Ya know what? I think I'm about to become Ben's worst employee.

40 Ways to Catch a Bad Guy is a funny, adventurous paranormal women's fiction tale from USA Today Bestselling Author Donna McDonald.