I Don't Trust Men Who Wear Pinky Rings

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By Destiny Divine

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"The ultimate guide to spotting - and surviving - the smoothest operators in the wild."

We've all met that guy - the one whose pinky ring glints just a little too brightly when he says, "Trust me." Now, in this laugh-out-loud exposé, Destiny Divine dissects the pinky ring phenomenon with the precision of a stand-up comedian, and the wariness of someone who's been burned before.

Why You'll Love This Book:

  • Spot the Signs: Learn to decode pinky ring wearers' favorite phrases ("I know the owner," "Big things coming soon," "My ex was crazy") and body language (polishing that ring like it's a magic lamp that'll grant him credibility).
  • Occupational Hazards: Explore the careers where these men thrive - from shady "life coaches" to timeshare salesmen who think "no" means "let me talk louder."
  • Dating Disasters: Protect yourself from Pinky Ring Romeos with foolproof tactics, like asking to see his actual yacht or checking if his "VIP connections" exist outside his imagination.
  • Real (Mostly) Stories: Read jaw-dropping submissions from fellow survivors, including the woman who discovered her date's "family heirloom" was bought on eBay, and the guy who faked a British accent to make his ring seem classier.
  • Perfect For:

  • Anyone who's ever been cornered by a man explaining his "big plans" at a party
  • Friends who need intervention after one too many dates with "entrepreneurs"
  • People who appreciate humor as sharp as a hustler's suit jacket lapels
  • (Fake) Praise for I Don't Trust Men Who Wear Pinky Rings:

    "I bought this as a joke for my sister-then realized I was dating a textbook case. This book saved me $5K and a timeshare presentation." - Verified Buyer

    "Finally, someone said what we've all been thinking. My only critique? Needs a 'distress signal' for when you're trapped in conversation with one." - Reader Review

    I Don't Trust Men Who Wear Pinky Rings