Panditji's Ignored Prophecies of Modern Life

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By Mohan Krishnamurthy

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(A Satirical Wake-Up Call for the Digitally Damned Generation)

The Premise:

Pandit Ji—the futuristic, astrologically accurate sage from Vol. 1 (Guide to the Future) and Vol. 2 (Lost Cybersecurity Prophecies)—returns to haunt us with 10 brutally correct prophecies about daily absurdities we normalized. This isn't fiction. This is your life. And yes, you ignored the warnings.

Core Themes:

  • Nostalgic Betrayal: From Pluto's demotion to samosas becoming "unsafe," millennials mourn the wrong losses.
  • Spiritual Capitalism: Temples with ticket counters, hospitals with "luxury ICU packages"—even salvation is paywalled.
  • Digital Schizophrenia: 5000 photos of food, but zero memories of living. "Friends" who've never shared a meal.
  • Performance Over Substance: Masking alone, screaming TV debates, ₹5-crore weddings with loveless marriages.
  • WHY READ?

  • For millennials who still rant about Pluto
  • For boomers who want "I told you so" ammunition
  • For anyone who thinks modern life has become a bad meme
  • Panditji's Ignored Prophecies of Modern Life