Careers of the Delusional

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By Mohan Krishnamurthy

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"Careers of the Delusional: A Catalog of Jobs That (Thankfully) Don't Exist"

A Hilarious Survival Guide for the Modern Workplace

Tired of job postings demanding "10 years of experience in a 2-year-old framework"? Had enough of "rockstar ninja" roles that pay in "exposure"? This book is your cathartic revenge.

In Careers of the Delusional, Mohan Krishnamurthy exposes the absurdity of modern work through 10 satirical job listings so painfully real, you'll laugh, cry, and question your life choices. Featuring:

  • The "Blockchain Overlord" – Paid in "totally not a scam" tokens
  • The "Full-Stack Unicorn" – Expected to code and therapize
  • The "Tech Support Necromancer" – Resurrecting printers with sudo exorcisms
  • The "Cloud Wizard" – Who blames AWS outages for everything
  • The "AI Ethics Bouncer" – Policing robots that call humans "meatbags"
  • Perfect for:

  • Burnt-out tech workers
  • Job seekers who've been ghosted one too many times
  • Managers who secretly know Agile is a cult
  • Anyone who's ever cried into their "I ♥ JavaScript" mug
  • Includes Bonus Sections:

  • "Glossary of Corporate Lies" ("We're like a family" = RUN)
  • "How to Fake Productivity" (A masterclass in looking busy)
  • "Exit Strategies" (Goat farming > another sprint retrospective)
  • Because if you don't laugh, you'll cry.

    Free with Purchase:
    A virtual stress ball (we're not monsters—real ones cost extra).

    Click 'Buy Now' Before Your Boss Finds Out!

    Careers of the Delusional