You are what you eat…or what eats you. Retired cop Earl Bedford is living the good life with his wife, Jalina, getting fat and rich robbing banks. But after their last job goes south, they hang up their masks. Unfortunately, a terrorist group calling itself the Right Hand of God has contaminated food supplies all over the country with something resembling rabies. Now, Earl and Jalina have to deal with the crazy federal agent on their tail (T.S.N. – don’t ask him what it stands for. That makes him mad.) and it’s the end of the world, apparently. But Earl just wants to go someplace warm, not battle his zombie-fied neighbors.