Ever stepped in moose shit and thought, "Yep, this pretty much sums up my life"?
Welcome to Moose Turds and Midlife Crises — the no-filter, side-splitting memoir of a grizzled boomer staring down the back half of life with a crooked grin and a cup of burnt coffee.

This isn't your average "I found enlightenment on a yoga mat" midlife tale. Nope. This is a dirt-under-the-fingernails, deer-in-the-rearview, curse-out-the-universe kind of story — equal parts survival guide and stand-up comedy show set deep in the backwoods of personal chaos.

In these pages, you'll find:

Wild tales of aging disgracefully in the North Country

Outbursts of sarcastic gold and nostalgic WTF moments

Actual moose (and their digestive aftermath)

A brutally honest look at marriage, manhood, memory loss, and that weird mole you swear wasn't there last week