A hilarious collection of 569 puns, one-liners, quips (many gut-busting dirty ones, too!), dad jokes and sidesplitting punny thoughts for your day!

Beware! These will have you knee slapping!!

Dirty puns mixed with clean ones.

1) What did one butt-cheek say to the other?

"Together we can stop this shit."

2) My friend Cid had his ID stolen. Now, he's just C.

3) I wanna be 12 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

4) I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to San Backyardya. I'm getting bored at El LivingRoomO.

5) I wish my life had subtitles so I could understand what the hell is going on.

6) I express all my emotions by saying "f**k" in various tones.

7) I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say, "That one is shaped like an a**hole."

A wide variety of topics is covered including-

relationship
dating
sarcasm
occupations
pets
animals
dieting
health
sports
music
nature
and much more.

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