"Please Pun Responsibly" is a laugh-out-loud collection of true stories from a life lived in parentheses, where wordplay isn't just a hobby—it's a coping mechanism. In this hilariously self-aware narrative non-fiction memoir, the author invites readers into a world where every awkward moment, social misfire, and adulting failure becomes the setup to a perfectly timed pun.

From traumatic dentist visits turned flossophical crises to workplace blunders that escalate into email pun wars, each chapter captures the comedy of real-life chaos with wit, heart, and just the right amount of grammatical overthinking. Whether it's a blind date gone literally dark, a mall cop misunderstanding, or a deep dive into the mystery of vanishing socks, the stories here explore what it means to live with anxiety, curiosity, and a pun addiction you're not quite ready to quit.

Perfect for fans of David Sedaris, Jenny Lawson, or anyone who's ever laughed at a dad joke and then questioned their life choices, "Please Pun Responsibly" is equal parts memoir, comedy, and linguistic mischief. It's the book that proves life doesn't have to make sense—as long as it makes you laugh.