A Hilarious Space Opera of Morally Questionable Heroes

They were criminals.
They were expendable.
They said yes anyway.

Faced with a lifetime rotting in a prison asteroid—or a "generous" Imperial offer to become brain-chipped bounty hunters—five losers, lunatics, and lowlifes took the only option dumb enough to make sense.

Now they roam the stars in a half-broken warship held together by spite, caffeine, and Bob's questionable welding skills. Technically they serve the Empire. In reality? They're one bad decision away from galactic disaster.

There's Jack, the reluctant captain with a hangover and an authority problem. Rum, who thinks violence is a valid negotiation tactic. Minkis, a sniper with trust issues. L, a technician who talks to machines more than people. And Bob... who is definitely not okay.

Together they chase down crime lords, dodge Syndicate kill squads, and try not to accidentally blow themselves up—all while navigating a galaxy that's dirtier, louder, and weirder than even they are.

But somewhere in the void, opportunity waits. And possibly something even dumber than they are.