Chazzbert Quimbley (definitely not Zarnok of Zoglor Prime) has taken his "stealth" mission international—armed with a malfunctioning disguise, a glowing alien cube named Greg, and supreme confidence in his ability to blend in. Spoiler: he does not.

From being crowned "Space Ninja of the Year" at a clown-faced music festival, to mistaking Toronto's City Hall for a rival alien embassy, Zarnok bumbles through Earth's cultures with wide-eyed wonder and spectacular misunderstanding. Whether he's singing Celine Dion to a Tokyo karaoke machine he believes is sentient or accidentally marrying someone mid-buffet in Las Vegas, one thing's clear: Earth is deeply confusing... and kind of beautiful.

Get ready for a laugh-out-loud sci-fi travelogue where diplomacy involves raccoons, emotional clarity requires glowsticks, and global customs are deciphered with absolute certainty—and zero accuracy.

Zarnok is going global. The universe might never recover.