Mr. Turner is well off owning his own tech company, and on the side, he is a well know paranormal investigator. He is furious with his son for eloping with a Hartwell of all people. Snobs, all of them.

Mrs. Hartwell is equally as mad at her daughter. How dare she marry for love. Marriage is family business, not for outsiders.

Mr. Turner meets with Mrs. Hartwell. He has a business proposition that will increase their wealth, and punish their children for defying them. How far will they go? They agree to give their children an all-expense paid tour of the solar system aboard the newly commissioned Mary Celeste for a wedding gift. It is a cruise that is doomed to end in failure before it starts.