Emma Beale's life has turned to absolute crap in the space of a day, thanks to a potty-mouthed Boomer and the Bureau of Meteorology. At wit's end, Fate will hand her the kind of ticket she could never have imagined. Now, armed with a new-found knowledge of diced beef and a companion to put Godzilla to shame, will Emma find romance, get her s***t together and finally punch Life in its miserable throat? This is just a blurb; you'll need to read the book to find out, you freeloader.

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