Think Africa is one big jungle with Wi-Fi problems and lions in the backyard? Think again.

This book is your hilarious, eye-opening passport to all 54 African countries—yes, fifty-four, not "somewhere near Wakanda." With bite-sized country profiles, surprising facts, and cheeky myth-busting, this isn't your average geography lesson. It's part travel guide, part cultural clapback, and all truth—with a twist of humor.

Meet the real Africa: urban, rural, rich, challenged, ancient, futuristic, fashionable, techy, and full of vibes. From Botswana's diamond-powered economy to Nigeria's film empire, from Ethiopia's ancient script to Senegalese fashion slay, you'll learn why Africa is the most misunderstood and misrepresented continent on Earth—and why that needs to change.

Perfect for curious minds, students, travelers, and anyone tired of hearing "I want to go to Africa" like it's a one-stop shop.

Funny. Fierce. Factual.
Because Africa isn't a country—and it's time the world caught up.