Ever wondered what to do with a squab if you find one?
Would you like to visit the steakhouse on Halley's comet?
Are eggs sentient?
What is life?
This collection of surreal stories will answer those questions, and many more.


(tw: this is a work of occasionally dark or 'close-to-the-bone' satirical humour, commenting on how humans treat themselves, each other - and other creatures. It also often has very strong language. As such, it may not be suitable for particularly sensitive souls. But it is also very funny.)