The Art of Being Right: 38 Ways to Win an Argument by Arthur Schopenhauer is a sharp, ironic treatise on the techniques people use—fairly or unfairly—to prevail in debate. Rather than prescribing ethical discourse, Schopenhauer dissects rhetorical strategies commonly employed to dominate discussions, regardless of truth or logic. With wit and keen psychological insight, he exposes how arguments are often won through manipulation, distraction, or appeals to emotion rather than sound reasoning. Though brief, the work remains strikingly relevant in today's world of political discourse, social media, and public debate. Schopenhauer's tone is deliberately cynical, highlighting the gap between logical argumentation and human behavior. By cataloguing these 38 methods, he offers not only a manual for recognizing fallacious tactics but also a commentary on the nature of ego and intellectual dishonesty. The enduring appeal of The Art of Being Right lies in its dual function: it serves both as a satirical guide to debate and as a philosophical reflection on human competitiveness and the value we place on being right—often more than being truthful.