From Jasmine Pumpernickel, author of Jane Eyre and the Mystery of the Haunted Spin Class, comes a barely functional guide to surviving modern decision-making anxiety.
Options Overload: PANIC at the Grocery Store tackles the exhausting, absurd meltdown of modern tiny-decision anxiety. Whether you're catastrophizing over coffee orders, spiraling about Netflix options, or feeling deep existential dread while choosing between three identical phone cases, this book is your sarcastic, slightly unstable life raft.
Expect unqualified advice about surviving option paralysis, rants about why online shopping is emotionally abusive, and practical tips for not turning minor decisions into full existential crises.
Because sometimes choosing salad dressing isn't about salad dressing. It's about the crushing weight of free will.
Options Overload is a fast, funny, slightly chaotic guide to making decisions without emotionally imploding — or at least doing it less often.