Our Universe is parallel to what Earthlings think is their universe. Some Earthling scientists speculate we might be here, but we keep our existence discrete. The last thing we need is sentients on a planet intent on blowing everything up, inviting us to drop by for a chat.

In our parallel universe, we prevent Earth from knowing of our existence. Why take the risk? There's nothing they can teach us. Our science has discovered everything we want to know except how to stay out of debt. And earthlings know nothing about that.

Zeus, an insurance Sales-canine, abducted an earthling.

This Earthling's journal was and continues to be recorded through his translator plug, an ingenious device stuck in his ear that records and translates into text all pertinent, at-the-moment, present-tense experiences our abducted alien has so long as he manages to survive. If our abducted alien doesn't survive, we'll have to get a new one.

Please remember to like and subscribe, as this keeps our lawyers busy defending our right to abduct aliens and not pay them for participating in our transmissions that are exceedingly popular with sentients who have nothing better to do.

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