This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.

Most people celebrate Cinco de Mayo with mariachi bands and tequila shots. Me? I'm spending it in Puebla, killing a cartel boss.

The mission: take out Esteban "El Alacrán" Montoya—publicly, painfully, and with enough flair to send a message. Just your average bloody cleanup on aisle five.

But guess who else decided to show up? Camille Noir. Last I heard, she was working for France's external intelligence agency. Now I have to kill Montoya, piss off the French government, and maybe settle a long-overdue score. But I don't walk away from an assignment just because of a few geopolitical complications. I'm a professional—and I always finish the job.

Plus, there's the little matter that Camille thought she broke me. Now I get to return the favour—with interest.

Cue a public showdown in a bar called The Poison, a jungle ambush, bullets flying, and a border run with a twitchy coyote named Mateo.

If you like ruthless women, personal vendettas, and blood-soaked revenge served with a twist of lime, Lethal Little Tequila is your next deadly delight.