This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.

Your smartphone exists because men ignored safe spaces, worked 100-hour weeks, and told H.R. to fuck off.

Ever wonder why your apps lag while 1993's Pentium 60 MHz ran Doom flawlessly? 

Tired of being called "toxic" for caring more about code quality than gender pronouns? 

Miss when Silicon Valley rewarded skill, not D.E.I. compliance forms? 

✔ Why Y2K was fixed by men chugging Mountain Dew, not sensitivity workshops. 

✔ How Linus Torvalds' "participation trophies are for kindergarten" ethos built Linux. 

✔ The 5G delays no one will admit: inclusivity committees vs. A.R.P.A.N.E.T.'s all-male speed. 

✔ Steve Jobs' temper vs. the "kinder, gentler" C.E.O.s burning Apple's legacy. 

✔ Proof that 92% of Fortune 500 tech C.E.O.s are male (and why that's optimal). 

✔ How retro P.C. forums became the last bastion of pre-woke meritocracy. 

✔ Why SpaceX's Mars rockets fly farther than N.A.S.A.'s equity-hire paperweights. 

✔ Divorced? Blame feminism. Silicon Valley's M.G.T.O.W. rebellion exposed. 

If you want to reboot society, overclock your career, and unplug from the gynocratic matrix—buy this book today.