You're not her therapist. You're not her hero. You're just a guy who misread a trauma dump as a romantic green light.
I Can Save Her: The Unauthorized Guide to Misreading Trauma as Flirtation is a brutally honest, darkly hilarious exposé of every man who thought "she's been through a lot" meant "I have a chance."
From the emotional wreckage of unsolicited support texts to the spiritual cosplay of playing therapist without a license, this book is a glorious takedown of the modern male savior complex. With razor-sharp wit and absolutely no room for denial, author Dicholas Chad Pansy guides you through the delusions, projections, and Instagram-softboi nonsense that turn empathy into ego theater.
Inside you'll find:

A step-by-step breakdown of how you turned her sadness into your personality

How to stop mistaking proximity for connection and support for seduction

Why you keep dating "emotionally complex" women and calling it fate

And most importantly: how to save yourself before trying to "fix" anyone else

This is not a love story.
This is a cautionary tale—for the man who thinks being emotionally available for five minutes should earn him a medal and a girlfriend.
Let go of the cape, Chad. Nobody asked you to fly in.
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