This is an easy-to-read retelling of William Shakespeare's classic romantic comedy MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING.
In it, Beatrice and Benedick engage in verbal battles each time they meet, and yet they fall in love.
Hero and Claudio marry despite misunderstandings.

Do you know a language other than English? If you do, I give you permission to translate this book, copyright your translation, publish or self-publish it, and keep all the royalties for yourself. (Do give me credit, of course, for the original retelling.)

I would like to see my retellings of classic literature used in schools, so I give permission to the country of Finland (and all other countries) to give copies of this book to all students forever. I also give permission to the state of Texas (and all other states) to give copies of this book to all students forever. I also give permission to all teachers to give copies of this book to all students forever.

Teachers need not actually teach my retellings. Teachers are welcome to give students copies of my eBooks as background material. For example, if they are teaching Homer's ILIAD and ODYSSEY, teachers are welcome to give students copies of my VIRGIL'S AENEID: A RETELLING IN PROSE and tell students, "Here's another ancient epic you may want to read in your spare time."