The Bitch's Turkey Dinner: The Ultimate Guide to Hosting with Sass, Style, and a Side of Chaos

Think hosting a holiday dinner is about perfecting the turkey and setting a Pinterest-worthy table? Think again. It's about handling family drama, keeping your partner's grandma from judging your "choice of décor," and maintaining your cool when everything goes haywire—because let's face it, it will. Whether you're serving up a gourmet meal or getting away with store-bought hacks, this book is your one-stop shop for turning stressful dinner parties into a masterpiece of fabulousness.

But this isn't just about what to serve—this is about relationships too. From surviving your first holiday with your partner's family, to keeping the spark alive (even when you're sleeping in his childhood bed with his mom's vintage doll collection staring at you). It's time to stop playing it safe and start making your holiday gatherings the stuff of legend.

Packed with snarky humor, life-saving hacks, and a healthy dose of relationship advice, The Bitch's Turkey Dinner will teach you how to host like a pro, share your partner's side of the family without strangling anyone, and still look damn good doing it. Ready to level up your dinner game? Let's get cooking (and surviving).