Relationship Contracts: 21 Rules Before You Say 'I Love You'

By Moodykhan

Love isn't blind—it's just poorly negotiated.

Welcome to the wild world of modern love, where "I love you" is often said before "What are we?" and relationships crash because no one read the fine print.

This book is your savage, no-nonsense, laugh-out-loud contract to love, lust, and everything in between. Packed with 21 brutally honest, sometimes ridiculous, always real "clauses" for relationships—this isn't your grandma's romance guide. It's the legal-style relationship survival manual every smart, spicy, emotionally unstable human secretly wishes they had.

Inside you'll find:

Clause 1: Consent Is Sexy. Confusion Is Not.

Clause 5: Jealousy Ain't Romance—It's Red Flags in HD.

Clause 10: Privacy Is Not Cheating, Sherlock.

Clause 21: If It's Toxic, Burn the Contract.

Plus a Breakup Clause Bonus to end it like a boss—not a breakdown.

From situationships to soulmates, this book breaks down the rules you never knew you needed—but will definitely want to enforce. Whether you're single, committed, or somewhere in emotional purgatory, this book is your emotional prenup. Funny, real, slightly savage, and painfully relatable.

Because love isn't just a feeling—it's a damn agreement.

Sign at your own risk.