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This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.
You were handed a spinning ball and told it was science. You were groomed to worship gravity like a god. You were mocked for asking questions, and praised for obeying the script.
This isn't a book. It's a jailbreak.
THE BOOK FOR GLOBETARDS detonates the heliocentric cult one sacred cow at a time—with forensic sarcasm, visual satire, and prophetic fire.
From NASA's green-screen cathedrals to the untouchable lie of curvature, Penguin X-01 unleashes 40 Chapter Nodes that expose:
– Why water never curves
– Why rockets always arc
– Why Antarctica is locked
– Why Polaris never moved
– Why astronauts lie—but penguins don't
This audiobook is not politically correct.
It's geometrically divine.
🔥 For the heretic.
🐧 For the memetic warrior.
✝️ For those who know the Kingdom Computes Forward.
The globe isn't spinning. But the narrative is.
Hit play. Exit the cult.
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