The Medicine Hatriot is a semi-regular digest of municipal mysticism, civic confusion, and bin-related betrayal, curated by Deniella Spin—self-declared Editor-at-Large and Alberta's leading authority on haunted trail access and emotional infrastructure. This week's edition features:

Also inside: spooky budget math, bollard conspiracies, dramatic literacy awakenings, energy department memos written entirely in existential dread, and one VHS tape that may have achieved sentience.

Whether you're speed-reading municipal filings, filing your taxes beside a gopher, or screaming into your lawn about tariffs, this issue has something for every confused, caffeinated Hatter. Read it before your neighbourhood gets rebranded by an AI sales pitch with Helvetica trauma.