SQL Mastery: From Novice Queries to Advanced Database Wizardry

Tired of staring at your database like it's a magical tome written in an ancient, angry language? Wish you could summon data with the elegance of a spreadsheet sorcerer instead of a confused caveman shouting at a SELECT *? Enter SQL Mastery — your hilariously enchanting, utterly practical guide to going from "what even is a join?" to "behold, my 12-table subquery masterpiece!" in record time.

This isn't your average yawn-inducing database book. This is a journey — nay, a quest — through the mystical land of rows, columns, and relational enlightenment. You'll start as a curious apprentice, learning the spells of SELECT, WHERE, and ORDER BY. Before you know it, you'll be crafting complex joins, conjuring stored procedures, optimizing performance like a digital dragon-slayer, and whispering sweet nothings to indexes that actually matter.

With a hearty dose of humor, real-world examples, and a sprinkle of sarcastic wisdom, this book transforms you into a bona fide database wizard. You'll tackle GROUP BY like a boss, sort out your subqueries like a puzzle master, and finally understand the dark art of normalization — without falling asleep at the keyboard.

Whether you're building your first database incantation or diving deep into views, triggers, transactions, and tuning, this book has your back — and your schema. No fluff, no gatekeeping, just pure, empowering, database domination with a wink.

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