Logan Price thought summer vacation would be boring. He was wrong.

Armed with a school assignment and a hopeless crush on his best friend, Tessa Morgan, Logan sets out to document the everyday goings-on of Eddenport Spaceport. But "everyday" quickly turns into "utterly bananas" when they stumble into a secret world of ninja bartenders, shape-shifting maintenance droids, mysterious vending machines, and aliens with questionable hobbies.

Between investigating donut thefts, surviving zero-gravity restroom mishaps, accidentally joining talent shows, and sneaking into secret tea ceremonies hosted by cryptic kimono-clad women, Logan and Tessa uncover more weirdness than any summer report could possibly handle. All while trying not to get caught—or worse, grounded.

Meanwhile, behind the scenes, a group of elite (and extremely patient) adults are doing their best to keep the two curious kids safe, occupied, and oblivious to the fact that their little summer project might just be the best cover story ever.

Full of laugh-out-loud moments, ridiculous adventures, and more mystery than a vending machine with a personal vendetta, My Summer at Spaceport Stupid is a hilarious coming-of-age tale that proves summer is what you make it—even if what you make it is absolute chaos.