Welcome to Eddenport Spaceport School, where the students range from human to hybrid to wholly unpronounceable—and teaching them is the interstellar equivalent of herding caffeinated tribbles. Meet Mrs. Janet Kamber: middle school teacher, widowed romantic, patient diplomat, and unintentional chaos magnet. Outwardly, she's the picture of composure and poise, but inside? Her inner commentary could make a Vulcan blush. With a sense of humor as sharp as her wardrobe is sensible, Janet navigates food fights, malfunctioning gravity, and the mysteries of pre-teen alien behavior (not to mention their parents). Along the way, she juggles friendships, awkward flirtations, and square dancing lessons that no one—human or otherwise—fully understands.

In this heartwarming, laugh-out-loud comedy of cosmic proportions, According to Mrs. Kamber is part space-age satire, part slice-of-life, and completely delightful. Whether it's a Mandalorian audit, a sea slug student, or a bake sale scandal, Janet Kamber proves one thing above all: teaching is universal... and universally ridiculous.