A boy learns being a vampire may not be as fun as he thought in the thirteenth book in the Ghosts of Fear Street middle grade series from master of horror R.L. Stine.
Life was pretty average for Andrew until the morning he woke up undead. First there were bite marks on his neck. Then he tried to eat garlic—but that didn't work out so well. And now he's got this weird urge to sleep upside down...

Andrew's kind of excited about being a vampire. He'll get to fly, stay up all night, and totally scare his sister. But when he meets his vampire teacher, Andy realizes being a creature of the night isn't as all it's cracked up to be!