The Medicine Hatriot is a semi-regular digest of local weirdness, emotionally-charged municipal drama, and unconfirmed sightings compiled from the clipboard shrine of Deniella Spin, self-declared Editor-at-Large and official spiritual custodian of the 13th Ave traffic flow. This edition includes ritual sandbagging, scooter-based cults, playoff-induced hug injuries, heritage potholes, bin-based conspiracy theories, and at least one suspiciously literate child.

Also inside: haunted lockers, downtown enchantment scams, prairie forest therapy, and a deeply confusing Facebook-based police recruitment pipeline.

Whether you're hiding from your neighbours, confronting a cursed vending machine, or just trying to get through spring runoff with your civic dignity intact—this issue has something for every emotionally over-invested Hatter. Read it while you still recognize the riverbank.