The Medicine Hatriot is a semi-regular digest of chaos, civic confusion, and goose-forward journalism from the unlicensed newsroom née kitchen table of Deniella Spin, Editor-at-Large. This edition features invasive plant paranoia, haunted jellied salad, bylaw misunderstandings, protester-cake mixups, and a city-sponsored broom closet. Whether it's a Grade 4er's wildly inaccurate strike coverage or a municipal glue gun standoff, every story is loosely fact-adjacent and emotionally accurate. Read it before your neighbour reports it to bylaw. Or worse—asks to borrow your folding table for "awareness purposes."