How to Train Your Cat to Use the Toilet is the ultimate step-by-step guide for cat parents who are ready to say goodbye to the litter box blues. Whether you're tired of the mess, looking to save money on litter, or just want a cat cool enough to impress your friends, this book has got you covered. With humor, practical advice, and a deep understanding of feline psychology (aka "your cat thinks they own you"), this book will help you navigate the weird, wonderful journey of cat toilet training.

Inside, you'll discover: ✔ Why toilet training your cat is totally possible (and not just for eccentric millionaires) ✔ The secret to thinking like a cat (because they sure as heck won't think like you) ✔ A step-by-step breakdown of the entire process, from litter box to porcelain throne ✔ Common mistakes and hilarious cat fails to avoid (spoiler: don't laugh too hard when they flush) ✔ Troubleshooting tips when your cat inevitably decides they're the boss of this operation ✔ How to celebrate your cat's new potty skills—and maybe even teach them to flush (if you dare)

Packed with witty insights, real-life success stories, and all the encouragement you need to embark on this wild adventure, this book will have you and your cat on the path to a cleaner, more civilized home.

So, grab some treats, summon all your patience, and get ready—because once your cat starts using the toilet, life will never be the same again.