What does it take to be a true Christian leader in today's world? Some say integrity, compassion, and a commitment to justice. But let's be real—who has time for that? In this biting and darkly comedic satire, Seven Ways to Prove You're a Christian Leader lays out a step-by-step guide to modern Christian leadership, one day at a time. From cutting aid to the poor on Monday to reassuring dictators on Friday, each chapter presents a foolproof method to ensure power, prestige, and a worry-free conscience—because, after all, why let principles get in the way of politics?