Two American travel writers. One dream assignment. Zero chance of getting along.
Forget kilted warriors and mythical beasts, the real battle for Scotland's soul comes down to... American travel writers?
Meet Lois, The Good Place's Eleanor Shellstrop with a MacBook and an aptitude for technology, and Boomer Diana, a seasoned rival whose battered passport is thicker than haggis.
They descend upon Scotland, not for a friendly exchange of travel tips, oh no. They are here for a cutthroat editorial duel with a hilarious twist: the coveted job they're fighting for no longer exists.
Imagine: bagpipes wailing in the distance, hairy cows judging silently, and these two adversaries, armed with generational strengths—think Wi-Fi vs. who knows the pub owner by name—locked in a destructive but hilarious Highland Games of travel journalism. With a camera crew in tow, they'll turn Scotland into a battleground of rivalry and, dare we say, a grudging camaraderie.
From the whiskey-soaked streets of Edinburgh to the windswept shores of any Scottish island, they'll leave no scone unturned and possibly change the face of golf forever.
But as the deadlines loom, tensions rise like Nessie from Loch Ness. Who will emerge victorious in this clash of generations? Will it be the tech-savvy wonder or the well-connected battle-axe?
Buckle up for a side-splitting clash of generations where the only victor might be the untouched rolling hills and misty glens of Bonnie Scotland itself.
So, put down your claymore and grab a copy! This is one battle you won't want to miss. (145 pages)