Oliver Bloom is a witty and whimsical tale of a man whose meticulously beige world is turned upside down when his toaster starts lamenting its existence. As Oliver discovers that inanimate objects—his sofa, a jealous armchair, and even a runaway tiara—can communicate, he is thrust into a bizarre adventure of family secrets, sentient antiques, and existentially distressed appliances. With the help of an eccentric aristocrat, a prophetic pug, and a society dedicated to understanding sentient statues, Oliver must navigate a world far more colorful than his perfectly organized spice rack. A delightful mix of humor, mystery, and absurdity, Oliver Bloom is a story about embracing the unexpected and finding life beyond the beige.