Alone in the endless night, lost in the deep dark, staring into the galactic void a guy can go crazy.

But hey, we invented oppressive nannying AI's for a reason, right?

Even with all the technical advances the 31st century has to offer, some stuff never changes. Same sol, different shiz.

Apart from the sol I met her.

She was an absolute stunner who was just trying to get home. It was just a shame she was being chased halfway across the galaxy by a crackpot warlord and a gang of vicious bloodthirsty pirates.

And guess who she turned to for help.