Is a holiday a good idea when things look bleak and the dark clouds have gathered? Craig Bowie Davidson didn't think so until his Manager told him it was...or else!

Craig believed he'd found the perfect destination: a place in the middle of nowhere, far away from other people, where he could eat, drink and spend as much time in bed as he wanted. The destination was perfect until the disruptions started...

A comic tale of one man's journey back to life after vacationing in nowhere or, rather, after a two week stay in Brickerton House on the Brickerton Estate, five miles outside Hamforth.