They're Here, They're Orange, Get Used to It!

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By Genevieve Evergreen

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Congratulations, queer warrior! You've made it to yet another era of conservative chaos, where rainbow flags are somehow dangerous, drag queens are public enemy number one, and half the country thinks pronouns are a government conspiracy. But don't worry—we've been through worse, and we've got a survival guide for exactly this moment.

Welcome to They're Here, They're Orange, Get Used to It, the ultimate LGBTQ+ handbook for dodging right-wing nonsense, protecting your peace, and thriving in the face of MAGA meltdowns. This book isn't just about staying sane while the world tries to roll back progress—it's about laughing in the face of bigotry, standing tall in your queerness, and remembering that we are the future, no matter how many conservative tantrums we have to endure.

Inside this survival guide, you'll learn:

🏳️‍🌈 How to keep your queer joy intact when Fox News declares that existing is a threat to American values
💅 The art of shutting down MAGA logic with humor, style, and just the right amount of petty
🚨 Emergency exit strategies for when your family dinner turns into a right-wing conspiracy convention
🔥 How to resist without burning out (because even revolutionaries need a self-care day)
🎭 Why drag queens are not destroying America—but bad straight weddings just might be
💖 How to find joy, laughter, and community even when the political storm rages on

Packed with biting humor, real talk, and a whole lot of queer resilience, this book is for every LGBTQ+ person who refuses to go back into the closet and for every ally ready to fight back with us. Because no matter how much they try to erase us, we are still here. We are still queer. And we are absolutely not going anywhere. 🌈✨

They're Here, They're Orange, Get Used to It!