If you know me (or even if you don't) I am known for my long assed stories, anecdotes and jokes. I have done many things, been many places and known many people. In other words, I have a lot of stories and I love to share them. Unless I have mentioned otherwise, all of these stories are true. Some of the characters may have been combined or renamed but details, details! Why let them get in the way of a good story! I hope you will enjoy!