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From USA Today Bestselling Author May McGoldrick...

LOVE AND MAYHEM

(also published as Arsenic and Old Armor)

 "The great hall in Fleet Tower is quite the lively place. The McCalls are preparing for a wedding, and if that means unexpected arrivals, murder, mayhem, and chaos, all the better in this "laugh-out-loud comedy" (Rebecca's Reading Corner Review).

Forget the English. Forget the Reformation. Forget your sanity...

Try getting married when your betrothed can wield an iron pot with deadly accuracy, her mad uncle thinks he's William Wallace, and her two maiden aunts can't finish a sentence—or a thought—on their own...

Such are Sir Iain Armstrong's troubles when he sets out to wed Lady Marion, a convent-raised spitfire. All Iain wants to do is fulfill their fathers' wishes, appease two royal courts, and do what is best for the future of Scotland by putting an end to all the troubles in his part of the Borders. All she has to do is agree to marry him, which is the last thing on her mind when Iain arrives at the convent. She won't be taken without a fight.

And even when Lady Marion realizes that Iain is a man of courage, intelligence, and seductively powerful shoulders, will her eccentric family do what her temper tantrums, willful ways, and pride have so far failed to do—and drive him away forever?

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If you enjoyed the play or movie Arsenic and Old Lace, you'll want to try this farcical historical romance novel.

Great for fans of Julie Garwood, Glynnis Campbell, Heather McCollum, Amanda Scott, Eliza Knight, Lynsay Sands, Suzan Tisdale, Tanya Anne Crosby, Kerrigan Byrne, Suzanne Enoch, Hannah Howell, Claire Delacroix, Vanessa Kelly, Janna MacGregor, Philippa Gregory, Julia Quinn.