First impressions and all that... Sophia tried to nail me with a tire iron.

Sophia:
All I wanted was a decent guy who would treat me right and be a good dad to the kids I'd like to have someday. My first two dates from the "premier dating app" were total duds. Date number three gave me the creeps in person. Turns out my instincts were spot on. He slipped something in my coffee, threw me in the back of a van, and headed out to sell me! Lucky for me, Dad's a doomsday prepper. Taught me mechanics, hand to hand combat... all the things you teach your little girl if you think the world is going to hell. So I pried the door open with a tire iron and jumped out. And landed at the feet of a 6' 6" tatted up biker.

Deuce:
When Rattler and I stopped behind a van at a railroad crossing, a woman came hurtling out the back like an avenging angel. Blood dripping from road rash on her arm, she still tried to nail me with a tire iron. Turns out a trafficking ring abducted her, and she isn't keen on the idea of being sold to the highest bidder. She has guts, I'll give her that. After my old lady split, I thought I was done with couples' shit, but Sophia makes me rethink my life. Sophia's mine, and if those assholes want her back, they're going to have to go through me.