Be prepared to laugh, learn and (above all) not mess up in your first few times in bed. If you've ever wondered what to say when the sheets fly and the lights go out, this book is your ultimate guide. No more awkward silences or comments that make you want the mattress to swallow you.

On these pages, you'll discover:

This book is your instruction manual to survive the first times, with guaranteed laughter and infallible advice. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride!