Bewitched and Be Ditched is a darkly humorous and inventive exploration of a two-decade love story between Arthur, a brilliant but aging poet/singer, and Katherine, a successful Canadian designer who has defied the odds to make her mark in Paris. Through time-jumping journal entries and candid emails, the novel reveals the often-bittersweet vulnerability inherent in their partnership and how their experiences connect them.

When Patasola, a cunning witch from the South American wastelands, seduces her way into the Madrid art scene by exploiting vulnerable sugar daddies, Arthur—Katherine's beloved husband—becomes her latest prey. Torn between his dual nature—the passive Dr. Jekyll and the lustful, reckless Billy Goat Mr. Hyde—Arthur convinces himself that this young witch is not only madly in love with him but is his saviour.

Can Katherine save Arthur from this emotional vampire before it's too late?