This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.

Leander is in a disgusting situation. Yes, he's a knight. His armor used to be shiny, but now it is coated in green guck as he steps through Spiknit Woods. He's on a mission. What kind of mission? He doesn't exactly know. His quest is to go to a castle on the edge of the domain and do whatever the loyal taxpayers require. Lucky for him, it's to kidnap the Maiden in the red dress. With one eyebrow cocked, there is absolutely nothing Leander cannot do.